i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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