no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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