it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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