Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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