We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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