the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
