I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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