in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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