you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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