Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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