she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
