I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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