My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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