I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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