I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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