i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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