i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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