Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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