My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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