You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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