her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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