I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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