It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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