if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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