yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize
