She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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