Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
