Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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