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He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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