I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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