Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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