i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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