If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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