Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Randomize
