I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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