The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
either way he was missing a nipple.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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