I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Randomize