it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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