In the future we'll all be gay
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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