idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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