Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
my poor anus
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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