So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
you never un-have a 4some
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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