508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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