I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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