Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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