at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I want to be your penis for a week.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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