Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I need to sanitize my soul.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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