We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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