I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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