I just pynch a tree in the face
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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