matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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