I wish I could teleport
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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