This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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